The People of D.Gray House is a series of parody omakes that uses panels from previous chapters to make a humorous side-story involving established characters as new characters, featuring Malcolm C. Lvellie as the 'Father' of the 'family.'
Lvellie (Father): Let go of me, Lavihiko.
Lavi (Lavihiko, son): Father...
Lvellie: You say a father and his child... can't play with ducks in the bathtub?
Head Nurse (Mother): (comfroting Lenalee (Lenami, young sis)) No... You don't have to!
Lvellie: Bring Lenami too. You're both filthy! (And don't forget the duck!)
Lavi: Stop that! We're not little kids anymore! (You weird old man!)
Lvellie: You won't take a bath with me?!
(Father is serious.)
(Big Brother Arrives)
Komui (Komuihiko, big brother): (punches Lvellie) You stupid old goat!!
Lvellie: Oof Komuihiko!
Lavi: I just want to know why you want to take a bath with us so badly?
Lvellie: Why do you think? My sole objective is... family hygine.
(Father is lonely.)
Link: Sir. (hands Lvellie a container)
Lvellie: What's this?
Link: Leftover bath water... from the other day.
(Someone in a group of Miranda, Marie, Chaozii, Lavi, Bookman, Allen, Kanda): Leftover bath water? Whoa... gross.
Komui: Don't be like that. I feel worse than you do. He's my father.
(He was fussy as a child. (With his collections.))
Hevlaska: ?! Impossible...
Lvellie: What is it, Hevlaska?
Hevlaska: It's not there. (Though she's his daughter... the love she should feel for him... is nowhere to be found in Lenami!!)
Komui: ! What? Can't be!
Hevlaska: It's gone. Completely gone.
Lvellie: (A rejection response?) Shocking!
(Every father experiences this eventually.)
Lenalee: I ordered a fish burger, not a cheeseburger.
Komui: (I screwed up again!)
(It's the third time.)
(Every day Bookman gets information from... a wide variety of newspapers and other... publications from all over concerning... current events, politics and economics.)
Lavi: Nothing interesting here.
Bookman (Old Man, maternal grandfather): ... (What should I do? The stock I secretly bought crashed, and I lost a fortune. What should I tell Lavihiko?)
(A crisis approaching for Lavihiko.)
Bookman: We may have to close shop soon, Lavihiko. (There's not much work these days.)
Lavi: ...Too bad. Hmph... (What'll Dad say when he finds out?!)
Bookman: And about these month's wages... I can't pay you. Sorry.
Bookman: My latest investment tanked. I can't pay you.
Lavi: What?! You lost my pay?!
Bookman: I'll pay... when I get a promotion.
(Will that ever happen?)
Earl: One, two... three... four... five, six... seven... eight, nine... ten. Raise your hands if you thing... I'm chubby. You will all... be put to death.
(If you quit eating candy, cake and other sweets, you'll never get fat. (Too many syllables.))
Socalo: Heh heh heh...
Allen: !! Grr!! Gagh! Socalo sensei?! You're naked!
Socalo: I won't let you escape, my lovely prey! (prey -> student)
Lavi: That's our sensei?! But why the cat?!
Link: Looks like Coro!
(Live-in tutor Socalo sensei likes cats.)
Ghost (the one that possessed Reever in Chapter 162): (head hanging out of Reever's chest) Are we there yet? I'm hot.
Komui: Who's that?
(Reever tries to sneak a girl up to his room.)
Cross: (to Allen) What if I told you... that when you become part of their family you will have to... take... a bath with him?
Cross: (limp, covered in a dark substance)
[Lvellie attacks! Lvellie throws chocolate cake!]
[Cross takes 9,999 points of damage! Loses consciousness!]
(It's not blood. It's cholocate cream. (lol))
Lvellie: We're going to take a father-son bath tomorrow. That's an order.
Lvellei: When I'll announce that Allen Walker... is joining the family.
Komui: So you'll... make him take a bath too?
Lvellie: Good night. (walks out)
(A bath crisiss approaches.)
Bookman: I doubt... that Cross Marian will ever return to the Order. Assuming, that is... he escape with his life.
Lavi: ?! Escaped? ...You don't mean...
Komui: (He's feeling his debts!)
(Please go into debt responsibly.)
Lvellie: Are you our new family member... Fourteenth?
Allen: Yes, but no baths... old man. (leaves, slamming door)
Lvellie: What a shame. I must return to the office. I bought a new rubber ducky for the children.
Lvellie: Nothing creepy about it...
(Dunno about that!)
|Manga Omakes:||Character Profiles • Discussion Room • Komui's Discussion Room • Komui's Discussion Room Special Edition: Noah's Ark • D.Gray-man Investigation Series (?) • Weekly Jump Polls • Character Bedroom Sketches • The People of D.Gray House • Pointless D.Gray Stories|
|Anime Omakes:||D.Gray-Omake Mini Theatre|
|Fanbook Omakes:||Zone (Robin/Julia) • D.Gray-man Official Fan Book Gray Ark • D.Gray-man Illustrations Noche • CharaGray • D.Gray-man Official Fan Book Gray's Memory • D.Gray-man - Artbook - Gray Walker|